It is apparent that the world’s most anti-social people all congregate in one place: public transport. They flood in droves onto planes, buses and trains to torment their fellow travelers – one invasion of your personal space at a time.
Their naked bodies stick to synthetic leather seats, as their toes encroach into your designated (and paid for) space with little regard for your personal space and comfort. They prompt even the most sturdy stomachs to become a little travel sick.
When presented with the problem of a perspiring passenger leaning up against you, it can be hard to know how to handle the situation. But, first things first, it is important to take a picture to permanently document the scandalous sight.
Here we have collated some of the most infuriating and nauseating snaps taken on public transport, to really make your blood boil and your stomach churn….
With two vacant seats on either side, it is a mystery as to why this passenger chose to lay his insoles on the arm rest, reaching into the aisle. In fact, it is a mystery as to why the insoles are even out of the shoes, and as to why the shoes are even on the seat.
Let it all hang out
Sleeping with limited leg room can be a challenge, we accept. When empty seats are available, we have all taken advantage of them. But, have you done so whilst exposing your stomach and throwing your legs into the aisle?
Rihanna called, she wants her Umbrella back
Ironically, every passenger on this train appears to be bone dry, except for the gentleman who is sitting under the umbrella.
Is she waiting for her one true love to find her and administer the kiss of life? Or, is she simply exhausted from a long day of traveling? Thank goodness the blinds are closed, the birds in the sky don’t deserve to see this.
The worst kind of peep show
Talking of not deserving, let’s jump straight to this poor passenger who was treated to a rather grotesque peep show.
I would make a strand about this
The passenger behind this woman is clearly a very passive person. If that were most other people, her long blonde locks would have been cut of strand by strand – they do permit you to take nail scissors on board most planes, just so you know.
There is a time and a place
Finding suitable facilities to change your child’s nappy can be a challenge. However, on board a plane is one place where you shouldn’t be met with any problems for they provide a changing area for your baby. Where were the air hostesses when this chaos was unfolding?!
Riding in style
You’d be lying if you said that you haven’t been in a similar state whilst returning home on public transport after a heavy night on the beers.
No pants, no service
There is no excuse for this mans atrocious traveling attire. We pity the man who was unfortunate enough to book the seat alongside him – he looks as though he regrets buying the budget ticket.
Slice and dice
Commuting consumes a large portion of your time, leaving you with little time to dedicate to cooking a quality meal once you finally get home. However, this woman appears to have cut out the middle man by doing her kitchen prep whilst on the subway!
All things wide and wonderful
Accommodating long legs can be an issue. Luckily, this man has devised a way to comfortably arrange them, without having to pay the extra money for additional leg room!
Get a room!
When the bus driver said “climb on board,” this isn’t quite what he meant.
The behavior of passengers on the London Underground should be studied by psychologists and scientists. There are wild animals less feral than this…
Where does he keep his travel card?
Traveling in comfort can be hard to get right. But, this man has nailed it by simply wearing nothing. Where does he store his travel card?!
No wonder the man sat alongside this passenger is wearing an eye mask! This is a sight for sore eyes!
Touching you, touching me
The subway is known for its poor hygiene ratings, but have you ever wondered who is responsible for this? Look no further than guys like this!
Alarmingly, these pictures don’t even show passengers at their worst. This video, captured by a Lyft driver, shows the horrific moment a drunk passenger starts a fight. Without the video footage, you wouldn’t believe this happened…