Dating isn’t easy. In the modern world of dating apps, finding your soulmate is a challenge. One that we are not always adequately prepared for. Unless you are Arantza Fahnbulleh.
Tired of her endless search for the perfect partner, Fahnbulleh devised a genius plan to help make her love life a little easier. Her idea was certainly brave, but thanks to the power of the internet, it went viral, Fahnbulleh has since been spoilt for choice with hundreds of potential suitors…
Bored of dating mediocre men, Fahnbulleh knew it was time to take drastic measures in order to help her find the love of her life. So, she did what any millennial would, and took to the internet in search of her knight in shining armor.
The comedienne and actress uploaded a video rant in which she announced a job opening for her next boyfriend. In the comical clip, Fahnbulleh declares that she will be taking “daddy applications” for those seriously interested in dating her.
But, the application isn’t straightforward. Fahnbulleh is making her potential suitors work for it, and who can blame her?! Bored of chasing after boys, she is forcing them to come to her. Why hadn’t we thought of this?!
True to her word, Fahnbulleh uploaded an application form to her Twitter page. The four page long document leaves no stone unturned, with full frontal questions that cover all bases.
The invasive application requests the hopeful candidates to divulge every detail about themselves and even then, they aren’t guaranteed the “job”.
Despite the intense nature of the application, hopeful future boyfriends began to storm into Fahnbulleh’s inbox with their pledges and promises. But, rather than keep it private, Fahnbulleh let it all play out on online…
Fahnbulleh shared every hopeful candidates application on Twitter, hoping that her 25,300 followers would help her make the right decision. Thankfully, they didn’t disappoint…
“I’ve received over 500 daddy applications, which is taking my team (aka my bitches) a lot of time to review,” she told BuzzFeed.
Fahnbulleh’s inspiration came after she was left infuriated by a man she was truly interested in, who wouldn’t commit. She knew she deserved someone better, so she began to seek a “daddy”. Explaining her plan to BuzzFeed
, she said:
“A daddy or a zaaady is much more than just a boyfriend or a bae. Your daddy wants you to win and see you shine! And you’re always learning something from him, that’s why he’s your daddy. It has nothing to do with his age or finances (but a good income is a plus!) He’s just always there to support, encourage, and challenge you to be your best.”
As if that wasn’t enough, Fahnbulleh is also encouraging applicants to reveal their “girth and size”, stating that that information will help move their proposal to the top of the pile. She certainly didn’t come to play!
Could it all be so simple? Is the man of our dreams lurking in our Twitter timelines? If so, maybe we could all take inspiration from Fahnbulleh and host our own application process. Here’s the application in full…
It remains to be seen if Fahnbulleh’s plan was a success. However, with 500 applicants and counting, she certainly seems to be the winner here! One hopeful even created a three-part video tape to put himself forward for the role of Fahnbulleh’s boyfriend!
Apparently, it’s time to delete Tinder and turn to Twitter for our dating fix! You heard it here first!