Woman Gets High, Strips Naked, Trashes A Subway And Sh*ts On The Floor. EAT FRESH!

I love a Subway sandwich! But I’ve certainly never reacted this bad just because they’ve ran out of meatballs!

Police in Anchorage, Alaska have arrested a woman after she got completely starkers and completely trashed a Subway store whilst high on “spice”.

Employees at the restraint began noticing the woman, named Nikki Abrell, acting a little off. Police Sergeant Shaun Henry explains:

“People described her as ‘a little crazy.’ She disrobed, went fully nude and kinda just went nuts. Started breaking furniture, destroyed the store, knocked over computers, ripped the ceiling down, sprayed a fire extinguisher all over, locked herself in the bathroom for a while, broke just about everything you could find.”

And from the looks of the pictures, she did a fucking number on them! Causing an estimated $20,000 worth of damage:






One employee that revealed he also found human shit on the floor during the clean-up process. No word yet on whether it was a 6-inch or footlong.

After police took the 35 year old into custody, she then transferred to a hospital for treatment, where medics told officials they believed she high on “spice”.

For those not in the know, spice is the name for herbal/synthetic versions of marijuana believed to be much more harmful than standard cannabis.

Sergeant Henry recalled how this is actually a pretty standard reaction for the drug:

“You see all kinds of behaviour. Some people just lay down and go to sleep. Other people become extremely hostile or violent. You never know what you’re going to get and that’s part of the danger with it is you don’t know what it’s going to do to the human body and you get sometimes these very extreme reactions.”



Abrell has now been charged with third-degree criminal mischief, harassment and resisting arrest with a bail at $10,000.

Now that charge definitely wasn’t made ‘just the way she liked it’.

And if you want to be put completely off your appetite, check out what this guy found in his footlong. (HINT: It has a tail).

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