The Internet Reacts To Trump Allegedly Ordering Prostitutes To Perform Golden Shower In Russia

Over the course of 2016’s election season, story after story about Donald Trump’s racist, misogynistic, and at times, illegal, behaviour continued to surface. However, no matter how scandalous the stories were, nothing could stall his meteoric rise to the top.

From molesting minors to dodging millions of dollars in tax, Donald Trump could do no wrong. That’s why when on Tuesday, Buzzfeed broke the news of Trump’s alleged past involvement in some kind of golden shower with Russian prostitutes, it was easy to dismiss the whole thing as yet another piece of fake news.

However, once you learn that the information, which is yet to be verified, has already been shared with Obama and Trump as part of a wider document detailing Russia’s involvement in influencing the US election, things start to get a whole lot more real.

Oh, and the fact that the golden shower supposedly took place on a bed Michelle and Barack Obama had once slept in, and that Russia were aware of it and could use it to blackmail Trump. In fact, Russia had been “cultivating, supporting and assisting” Trump for “at least five years”.

Aside from the whole golden shower thing, the shocking documents also reveal Russia specifically targeted US youth to swing the vote in favour of Trump, and that Trump had been “accepting a regular flow of intelligence from the Kremlin”. Of course, Trump responded to the allegations in the only way he knows: an utter denial of the evidence.

He then added the following: “Russia just said the unverified report paid for by political opponents is “A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FABRICATION, UTTER NONSENSE.” Very unfair!”

Then there was the internet, who decided the opportunity to get #goldenshower trending was just too good to miss. Especially when it began to beat #goldenglobes to Twitter’s top spot. Want to see the hilarious tweets that got it there? Head on over to  the next page to find out.

Considering Trump’s penchant for all things gold, it’s easy to imagine the glee the people of the internet felt when they heard the news of Trump’s golden shower antics. Here’s some of the very best from the pun-loving people of Twitter.

Of course, all joking aside, the importance of this document cannot be understated. If verified, it essentially shows the American public was utterly duped by Putin and his Russian cronies into voting for Trump. Is that enough for a Presidential impeachment? It remains to be seen. If you want to read the whole incredible document for yourself, you can check it out in all its glory here.

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