The Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Finally Been Caught, And Bums Unclench Everywhere

With a name like the ‘Texas Butthole Tickling Bandit’ you can imagine exactly what this particular felon gets up to when he enters your hole home. Thank the lord then that this anal attacker has been apprehended by police.

Identified and caught by police in the early hours of the January 5th, people are now sleeping with bums unclenched for the first time in a while. Managing to elude capture for three weeks, he has given male residents in the area a real tough time with his spate of assaults, which totalled a dozen homes by the time he was stopped.

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One local man called Richard Hays, who lived in the area the Butthole Bandit was targeting, was quick to describe the relief he and his arse were now feeling..

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