What gets you off? From unexpected encounters, first-time fetishes, and surprising situations, these ten men reveal their most memorable orgasms. How do you compare?
Perhaps you’d like to find a pen and paper now to take a few notes for later…
1. Bondage Boy
“An ex of mine convinced me to let her tie me up. I really, really didn’t think I was going to like it. But I knew she was excited so I figured, ‘Alright. Why not?’ I figured I’d be pretty ambivalent about the whole thing. Turns out, it was the most intense orgasm I ever had and now I have a fetish.” — Kevin, 28
2. The Lightbulb Moment
“Probably the first time I ever orgasmed. I knew what an orgasm was and I had a basic idea of how it happened. And I kind of knew what masturbation was. But I didn’t’ really put it all together in my tiny head. It was very confusing at first until I realized what actually happened.” — Eric, 27
3. Instant Attraction
“I hooked up with someone I met at a bar within an hour of meeting them, and it was all very strange. We actually got into a heated argument about politics and the next thing I know, we’re having sex in the back of her car. It was one of those ‘how did we get here again?’ moments, except I had it while having sex. We’re both very passionate people and there was an obvious attraction, it was just like a switch got flipped.” — Sam, 29
Now, a climax may put a smile on anyone’s face, but there is a point where too much of a good thing can ruin your life. After a freak accident, this man was left with a condition that leaves him with 100 orgasms every single day:
If you thought that was a strange situation, check out number 4!
4. The Porn Star
“I found myself in a weird corner of the internet while looking at porn and I’m not entirely sure how I got there or why. But I masturbated to the kind of stuff that made me want to set my laptop on fire afterwards. Never again.” — Jake, 26
5. Timing is Everything
“Literally had her parents walk in on us as I finished. It couldn’t have been more perfect timing if it were a movie, I’m serious. It was during college and we were on holidays. I went to visit my then-girlfriend at her parent’s place and I think we got way too used to the privacy of school and didn’t really think about her family coming home. Her mum came into her bedroom to tell her something and I’m literally inside her daughter making that ‘oooh’ noise. It was awful. She slammed the door and my girlfriend and I agreed it was best that I leave for now.” — Lucas, 28
6. Tainted Love
“The woman I was with put her fingers on my taint, right before orgasm. I didn’t know it at the time, but apparently, it’s a thing. The orgasm was insane. It was really weird, for sure. Very different and very intense, but weird. I think partially because I wasn’t expecting it.” — Marc, 29
7. The Three-Way
“I had a very intense three-way where I was actively fighting back an orgasm for 20 minutes or so. I was very much in the zone and somehow managed to stave it off. But when I had it… holy shit. … I honestly felt dizzy. I still think about that night a lot.” — Andrew, 27
Trying to hold back for 20 minutes is one thing, but what if you’ve agreed to hold back for a week? See what I’m talking about in number 8!
8. The Deprivation Trick
“My girlfriend and I did this thing where we weren’t allowed to orgasm for a week. We live together, and we were allowed to flirt and make out and do whatever, but no orgasming. We really took the effort to ‘torture’ each other. When the time finally came, I finished so hard my balls hurt afterwards. It was definitely a weird feeling.” — John, 28
9. Bum Player
“Oh, I definitely have an answer for this. The first time my fiancée put a finger in my bum. I wasn’t really expecting it, although she really eased it in. I’m now an ardent supporter of bum play. I endorse it.” — Tim, 28
10. Horney Hiker
“One time I was hiking and got really horny so I went off into the woods and jacked off in the forest. And then I just sort of… finished on the ground. It was one of those things that sounded really great while I was horny and afterwards, I was like, ‘What the fuck did I just do?’ It feels so weird to also actually explain it. I never thought about how weird that decision my penis made for me was.” — Will, 27
Hmm… I can’t say I’ve ever felt horny while hiking, but I suppose to each their own!