We’ve all got a bucket list, or some list of aspirations we’d one day like to reach. Everyone harbours dreams that they hope to achieve at some point in their life. For me, I’d like to drive Route 66, or down the West Coast. I’d also like to run the marathon and swim in the Great Barrier Reef. However, some people’s bucket lists are a bit more ‘achievable’, and contain activities such as getting a ‘boob hickey’ or taking ‘8 hoe photos’ on Instagram.
Twitter is the gift that keeps on giving, and its latest golden nugget is a right gem. Twitter user @scorpiosars, was using the changing rooms in Urban Outfitters, when she discovered what is possibly the most pure and hilarious bucket list we have ever seen. The list, which features the simple things such as “make a summer playlist” is a shining example of how to live the best life, and has deservedly gone viral on Twitter due to how its amazing simplicity.
There’s so much to adore here. Firstly, I love how specific she is about how many blowjobs she wants to give (two), how many “hoe pics” she wants to post on Instagram (eight), how many times she wants to get cross faded, which means drunk and stoned at the same time (17), and how many bikinis she wants to buy (seven). This girl knows what she wants, and won’t settle for any less.
However, the creator of the list has also set herself some achievable goals as well, such as binging on a new Netflix series, getting a manicure as well as to “go to a party”, meaning she should achieve some of her dreams. Some of the goals are a little less realistic, such as have an “artsy 4th of July” (whatever that means?) and “Pet a giraffe” (which is not really advisable, seeing as they’re a wild animal trapped in a zoo), but we can all dream.
Also, in what has to be the weirdest part of all of this, one of her aspirations is to “get drunk all the time” and she has ticked that off. Firstly, we are only in July, so she’s only halfway through the summer; secondly, how has she managed to be drunk “all the time”? Is she literally just topping herself up throughout the day while walking around in a constant drunk haze? If so, then fair play, but that cannot be good for you.
Of the other activities to be checked off, the most adorable ones have to be “get a little tan” and “decorate room”, both of which were simple to achieve and have been completed: you go, girl! Unsurprisingly, social media has fallen in love with the list, with many people heralding the creator and her life goals.
Sadly, not much is known about the author, only that they dropped the list in Urban Outfitters. Many people believe it is a teenage girl due to the innocence of checklist, with dreams such as getting “a boob hickey” not being something many adults aspire to. Hopefully, the list will find its way back into the hands of its creator, and she can add “going viral” to it as well.