There are occasions in our lives where having an ice cold lager really is necessary. Whether it's a mate's birthday, or a wedding, or perhaps it's when you're trying to fit in at university. Yes, a glass of alcohol is a must.
But now, our old mates, scientists, have found another occasion; Every. Fucking. Day.
Yes, scientists at the University of Iowa were conducting a study for the American Society of Human Genetics, and the conclusion was a revolutionary game changer! After delving deep into their record books, they discovered that a person's DNA was much more reliable at finding out what somebody's biological age is (the age their body reflects), rather than just asking their actual chronological age.
The research team revealed that people who drank one or two alcoholic drinks a day were, in fact, in better shape than those who didn't.
So it doesn't matter how much of a mess you look from the outside guys, because it truly is what's on the inside that matters!
Now, I know what you're thinking, but no, judging by the amount of alcohol you consumed at the weekend, you should not have the biological body of a 4 year old. No, the key words here are 'one or two...', not 'a keg of...'.
So we're not saying you can come home every night and get so mortal you eventually become immortal. Just that a nice, ice cold bevvie at the end of a long day could go now go a long way for your health.
I love science, me.