Flower Girl Who Was So Done With Life Inspires Epic Photoshop Battle

Weddings are draining. It doesn’t matter how important the people getting hitched are to you, it’s a day-long affair that starts early in the morning when you have to begin getting ready. This is followed by a lengthy ceremony, meal, speeches and then a party.

Don’t get me wrong, not all weddings follow this format. Heck, you can even get married at a drive-thru in Las Vegas, but the majority of couples spend a long time planning their big day, and nine times out of ten, it follows the traditional format.

By the time people decide to hit the dance floor, unless you’re heavily intoxicated yourself, you’ll probably be sitting in a corner somewhere with sore feet, longing to slump into your bed, and that’s exactly how this flower girl felt.

It’s not known who she is, or where the wedding took place, all we know is that it’s inspired an epic photoshop battle on Reddit.

1. Steve Harvey is always messing up…

Who could forget when he infamously announced the wrong Miss Universe?! It was the biggest presenting error in history.

2. And suddenly this flower girl is terrifying…

The twins in the movie adaptation of Stephen King’s The Shining have to be two of horror’s most iconic characters. Like ever.

3. Where’s Waldo? I mean, where’s the flower girl?!

It’s easy to get lost in a crowd even if you’re an adorable flower girl who’s totally over whatever event it is that you’re attending.

4. After one too many at the bar, all she wanted to do is go home…

She’s had way too much apple juice at the reception, the hangover has started to kick in, and now all she wants is nap time.

To avoid scenes like the one above, whenever I decide to get hitched, I’m going to have a small wedding. I want to get married in the Little White Chapel in Las Vegas, and it’ll hopefully last longer than Britney’s 55-hour marriage.

One of the things that I’ve never done is give a wedding speech, but I can imagine that if you’re chosen to, it’s a lot of pressure. The onus is on you to make the room erupt in laughter. An awkward silence would be the worst possible situation.

5. The last person you’d want to give a toast to…

“It’s time to make this wedding great again,” President Trump bellows, as the flower girl buries her face in her hands.

6. Not every little girl wants to be a Disney princess…

When I was a kid, I never liked dolls or Disney princesses. All I wanted to do was play with dinosaurs. Maybe she’s the same.

7. Too much apple juice can have dangerous consequences…

It’s not just young children who get carried away after one too many cartons of the good stuff. Kim Jong-un certainly does too.

8. I’m sure this is something we can all relate to…

When Donald Trump was elected, many people were horrified that the former reality star was going to be President of the US.

America has been divided politically in the wake of the November 2016 election, and since President Trump was inaugurated in January, many people have frequently made expressions like this flower girl’s at his decisions and policies.

9. She can’t be bothered watching people inevitably fail…

Some of our biggest fails as fledgling adults happen in the kitchen. My mom never let me cook as a kid, so I’m clueless as an adult.

10. And here we have our first political over it flower girl…

The President was elected thanks to his controversial views, but people half-heartedly hoped he’d be more conservative in office…

11. There’s nothing worse than when a relationship doesn’t work out…

When you’re young and in love, you see the other person through rose-tinted glasses until it all goes horribly wrong.

12. Some things just aren’t worth it…

This flower girl would not fare well in any boring activities that involve a battle of wills. Life’s too short for games like chess…

America in 2017 is a very divisive place, and regardless of your political views, there will have been moments when you’ve been able to relate to it like our little flower girl. She’s my spirit animal when that annoying friend won’t stop messaging the group chat.

One of President Trump’s most cringeworthy moments came in August when he decided to ignore the advice of experts and look directly at the Great American Eclipse without wearing protective glasses…

13. She can’t believe what she’s seeing…

It doesn’t matter whether you’re a Trump supporter or not, the next time there’s a solar eclipse, please don’t look directly at it.

14. Please let it all be a bad dream…

When President Trump began his campaign, the odds were stacked against him, and people still can’t believe he’s president.

15. President Trump’s got a lot of political enemies…

Every breath President Trump takes, every move he makes, the insane leader of North Korea Kim Jong-un is watching him…

16. What even is that?! 

There’s a lot of pressure for the bride to look good on her wedding day, but this woman clearly doesn’t care that she’s monstrous…

My favorite part of any wedding is the cake. There’s always plenty to go around, and if you’re crafty with a napkin you can save some for the next day. I’d certainly be like the flower girl if I went to a wedding without enough of it.

But, the worst part of any wedding is definitely the drunk guests. No one wants to see their uncle take of his shirt to do a karaoke rendition of Bon Jovi’s ‘Livin’ On A Prayer’ or worse wake up with a throbbing hangover yourself.

17. She’s too young to be seeing that…

Some people take their patriotism to a whole new level. I certainly don’t think a stars and stripes speedo is a good look…

18. Spelling mistakes are infuriating…

Unfortunately, some of the most outspoken people in the world have the poorest grasp on the English language. Like this guy…

19. Award ceremonies never go to plan in the US…

It’s hard to imagine how people are able to mess up at awards ceremonies when they cost millions to put on. But it happens…

20. What has President Trump done now?!

It’s rare for more than a few days to go by without the President hitting the headlines because he’s made a ‘controversial’ decision.

Whenever we feel over a situation like this flower girl, we’re usually too down to laugh. So the next time you feel like burying your face in your hands, think of this epic photoshop battle and try to laugh about your situation.

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