29 Epic Facebook Statuses That Are Definitely Worthy Of Your Time

Facebook is such a wonderful place, mainly because most of the time you spend your free time trawling the madcap ramblings of the simpletons you call 'friends'. Sometimes though there is a status that is so funny that you just have to keep reading it over and over and over again.

Yes, it's official - there are normal, funny, brilliant people on Facebook, it's not just pyramid sellers and backwater nutters spreading race hate and ignorant views. Sometimes you can find a status well worthy of your time and attention.

So here they are: 29 brilliant Facebook statuses that will have you chuckling away to yourself for the rest of the day.

1. She bangs the drums

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2. Real talk

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3. Burned

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4. Poor old Minaj

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5. God save us all

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6. WHEY

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7. Fuck you Finland

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8. If only...

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9. Less Rita Ora, and more Rita Odour

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 10. Too far kids

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11. I think I'm pregnant

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12. That's got Mossad written all over it

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13. A tad too literal for my tastes

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14. I'm still into butts

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15. Me neither

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16. Revenge is a dish best served warm with a sprinkling of grated cheddar

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17. Snap

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18. Now that's a street performance I'd pay to see

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19. I love YouTube

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20. Teenage issues

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21. Don't you just hate it when your younger brother outsmarts you?

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22. Life goals

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23. Story of my life

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24. We can all do the alcohol one buddy

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25. Grow up Ryan

2626. Easy Neeson, it'll be alright

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27. Working a treat I see

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28. Everything must go, including him

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29. Man wanted a duck, man got himself a duck

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While I've got a lot of time for the man documenting his journey to duck ownership, I can't help but feel that a special level of praise should go to the person who contemplates battering a mime artist. If I was invisible for a day I could think of some pretty epic ways to spend my time, but that has to be the ultimate way to fuck with the world. Long live Facebook! While these statuses are of course brilliant, here are some that will make you weep for humanity.

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