1. Taking “love thy neighbour” a little too literally
2. Leave with your held held high, and a whiteboard marker in your hand
3. Take the beer and run
4. This guy did everything he could to get caught
5. Maybe she was making balloons for your birthday?
6. Sherlock Holmes reincarnated
7. A broken hip and a broken heart, all in one sorry tale
8. Did he finish fixing the computer?
9. Almost like live streaming the end of your relationship
10. A love story for the ages
11. That’s one switched-on insurance agent
12. Mic drop
13. That’ll do it
14. When technology turns against you
15. Bizarre name for the folder, that
17. Mean Girls isn’t just a film
18. “Why don’t we go to Disn- oh. Never mind.”
19. Anyway, Happy Australia Day!
20. A tragedy told by text message
21. There’s something a little sinister about this
22. Cheat-ceptionA collective sympathetic nod for all of the unfortunate people who have lived about absolutely nightmarish cheating scenarios. If you are feeling like you’ll never love or trust again after reading this, try to keep the faith, there are plenty of lovely people out there as well.