Our eyes can totally play tricks on us. Every day we do double takes because we thought we saw something was wasn’t really there. Of course, how many times do you think you see a penis in the run of your day?
As it turns out, a lot. Don’t believe me? Then you have to see this hilarious list of photos. Just like the people who took these pictures, you’ll swear you’ve just seen a dong, too!
Yes, as it turns out, we’re all just a little bit sick. As classy and sophisticated as we pretend to be, we all just seem to have dongs on the brain. Or at least we have things that hilariously look like dongs on the brain! Scroll down to see what I’m talking about. Laughs are guaranteed!
1. This mold stain
How very disturbing!
2. This oddly positioned desk chair
Does anybody want to sit on it?
3. Captain Kirk’s strangely shaped rock.
Why didn’t anyone on set say something?
4. The instructions on this deodorant bottle.
“Shake well before each use…”
My spidey sense is tingling!
More into fashion? Check out number 6!
6. That peach colored hat
Does it come in purple?
7. Adam Lavigne finger
Looks like someone’s having some fun tonight!
8. Another finger
This one’s just wrong.
9. This explosion
10. This pothole
Caution: penis-shaped hole ahead.
What about dongs on your phone…
11. This iPhone Crack
It’s like two dongs coming together, radiating magical phone cracks.
12. That foot behind Emma Watson
Yikes! A little to the right, please!
13. This cave rock
He’s totally standing there on purpose, isn’t he?
14. This guy’s chin photo
Did he want to check how well he shaved?
15. That baby orange
I bet it’s tasty!
This next one is just unfortunate…
16. This woman’s knee
It’s a shadow, I swear!
17. This woman’s neckline
It may be time for a new blazer.
18. Kristin Stewart’s sweater
Now that’s just hilarious!
19. This calculator’s alpha
Or maybe it came with a penis key for some reason?
20. These children’s coatracks
I’m guessing the school didn’t think that one through. I sense a few letters from parents may be arriving soon.
Alight, I’ve got one more ahem, “dong” to show you. This time it’s an actual living animal nicknamed the “sea penis”. It’s actually a type of sea worm from Asia, is about 10-30 cm long, and has a small mouth opening at one end. Yeah, it totally looks like a dong.
What’s even more surprising is that this “sea penis” is actually considered a delicious delicacy in South Korea! They are presented to the table, live and swimming in a fishbowl type tank. The diner must then remove them, slice them open, and chow down.
Check out this video of two guys who are very unfamiliar with the supposed deliciousness of the “sea penis” order and try it at a restaurant in North Korea. The results are both disgusting and hilarious. A must watch:
Fancy some “sea penis” for dinner? I don’t know about you, but it certainly wouldn’t be me trying it!