1. "Not having to always make the first move in dating""What I would give for a woman to find out what I like, carefully pick beautiful things to impress me, pay for movies and dinner just so maybe I'd f*ck her. Show up at my doorstep with flowers or chocolate and take me to romantic spots to earn a kiss or two."
2. "My ex used to complain about how much random stuff I can put into my jean pockets and how expensive purses are."
"Pockets in your damn pants. Aside from good jeans and certain suit trousers, women’s fashion neglects the f**k out of pockets. Sometimes I just wanna keep my stuff in there and not carry a bag around every day...damn handbag conspiracy."