At first, Tinder seems like a portal to a magical world that only single people are privy to. After you’ve been on the app a while, though, you start to run out of attractive people, your matches start to slow down, and the whole thing gets a lot more depressing.
That’s because Tinder is a world full of unoriginal people saying unoriginal things. If I see one more “I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany” in someone’s bio, I’ll throw my phone out of the window. You’ve watched Anchorman. You’re whatever the male equivalent of a basic bitch is. I get it.
However, it’s important to remember that the low standards set by your average Tinder match always have the potential to sink even lower. The following list of terrible Tinder chat-up lines is the perfect example of that. So without further ado, I present to you the very worst of the internet/Tinder/humanity.
Thought you’d seen the very worst of it? I’m sorry to say that you’ll have to head over to the next page for that.